Disclaimer: This blog post is a satire and should not be taken seriously.
Let me tell you the tale of how the beloved arroz con leche became the sweet treat we know and love, except for myself. I prefer Tres Leches! However, being that it is Arroz Con Leche Day (it's really Rice Pudding Day, pero same thing right?), I wanted to share this story with you.
Once upon a time, in a little casita far, far away, there lived a wise abuelita named Maria. Oh, she was no ordinary abuelita, mi gente. She was a healer with magical frijoles, brewin' cafecito and tinctures that could cure anything from a bruised ego to a broken heart. Some tales even consider her to be the originator of Vivaporu.
One day, a young boy stumbled into Maria's casita, clutchin' his belly in pain. "Ay, mi estómago," he moaned.
Maria gave him a knowing look, "Ay, mijito, necesitas comida reconfortante para calmar tu alma y sanar tu dolor de estómago ."
Quick as a lightning bolt, she gathered arroz, leche, and a pinch of azúcar, and whipped up a pot of arroz con leche like no other.
The young boy took a spoonful of the creamy concoction and his eyes lit up like fireworks. "¡Dios mío, que rico!" he exclaimed.
Maria grinned mischievously, "Sí, mi amor. Este no es tu arroz con leche ordinario. Esto aquí está hecho con una pizca de amor y una pizca de magia."
Well, you can bet that word spread like chisme about Maria's enchanted arroz con leche. People came from every corner of the island to taste the delightful dish, and their taste buds danced like JLO when she was just a fly girl on In Living Color.
And so, my friends, that's how arroz con leche became a dessert! It eventually became a staple of many cultures around the world. They got creative and started adding spices, fruits, and nuts to make it even more tantalizing. The result? A symphony of flavors that rocked taste buds around the globe!
Whatever the true story may be, one thing is certain: arroz con leche is a dessert that warms your heart and keeps you coming back for more.
Except for myself, I still don't like it.
Here are some Arroz Con Leche recipes I would like to share!